POTUS!
POTUS is the abbreviation for President Of The United States. You will often see this term in many online political threads. I've noticed that folks who really like to use this term are typically Conservatives, who apparently like the formal and powerful connotation of the terminology. Such funny-duddies.
Personally, I think POTUS sounds dirty. Seriously, think about it. It cracks me up each and everytime I see someone online using the term. POTUS sounds too much like Coitus, and is in the same neighborhood as Penis. Hell, it's even very close to the word Pussy.
POTUS!
Next time you see Bush on TV, yell it out loud at the TV--Hey, there's Potus!
'I shot the sheriff... but I didn't shoot no potus!'
Imagine what would happen if the President were to be announced by someone in this way:
'Ladies and Gentleman.... The Potus!'
(Several conservative men and women faint in the room. 'OMG, the vulgarity!' Plop!)
I'm going to be yelling out Potus randomly from now on.
POTUS!
(One last thing I just thought: POTUS sounds a lot like 'Putas', which is spanish for 'bitches')


2 Comments:
Oh great! Now POTUS is in my head!
Get it out! Get it out!!
You've been writing a lot lately.
And yes, POTUS does sound dirty you big perv.
I will be focusing more into the writing and the filmmaking from now on, so that's why you're seeing me write more. I've been allocating my time better, you could say. I hope to keep this up!
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